Collection: All Comfort Wear
Top quality apparel built for soft bodies, sharp minds, and absolutely no small talk. Everything you never knew you needed for surviving the day and scaring the normies.
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I Got 99 Problems (but this hoodie ain’t one) - Lil Monster Edition
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Rest, Sleep, Nap, Repeat Soft Tee
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It’s Too People Here Soft Tee
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Sick and Tired Soft Hoodie
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Screaming on the Inside Soft tee
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Screaming on the Inside hoodie
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I Got 99 Problems (but this t-shirt ain’t one) - Lil Monster Edition Soft Tee
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Spoon Guard Hoodie
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It's Not All In My Head Soft Tee
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Spoon Guard Soft Tee
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Fancy a Duck? Soft Tee
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Feed Me Monster Soft Tee
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Hangry Monster Soft Tee
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I Wish I Was Just Lazy Monster Soft Tee
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Feed Me Monster Hoodie
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I Wish I Was Just Lazy Monster Hoodie
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Staying Afloat Soft Tee
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Sick and Tired Soft Tee
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Sick and Tired Soft Tee - Lil Monster Edition
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Can't Brain Today soft tee
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Certified BumbleDuck hoodie
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Certified BumbleDuck soft tee
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I Got 99 Problems (but this shirt ain’t one) Soft Tee
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Looks Alright, Feels Awful Soft Tee
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Always Hangry Soft Tee
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Caffeine Pirate Soft Tee
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Dead Inside But Still Horny Soft Tee
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Empty Inside Soft Tee
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Not A Hugger Soft Tee
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Not Sociable Soft Tee
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I Got 99 Problems (but this hoodie ain’t one)
Regular price £36.99 GBPRegular priceSale price £36.99 GBP -
Looks Alright, Feels Awful Hoodie
Regular price £36.99 GBPRegular priceSale price £36.99 GBP -
Always Hangry Hoodie
Regular price £36.99 GBPRegular priceSale price £36.99 GBP -
Caffeine Pirate Hoodie
Regular price £37.99 GBPRegular priceSale price £37.99 GBP -
Dead Inside But Still Horny Hoodie
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Empty Inside Hoodie
Regular price £36.99 GBPRegular priceSale price £36.99 GBP
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Cosy Hoodies
Premium soft hoodies built for cozy catastrophes and public appearances you didn’t...
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Monster Apparel
Soft, strange, and slightly unhinged—just like you. These creatures won’t fix your...
Free Delivery
Good news for your wallet (and your wardrobe):
We offer Free worldwide shipping when you buy 3 or more items—because chronic conditions are expensive enough, no code needed. Offer automatically applied at checkout.
The Method to Our Chronic Madness
We make dark humor clothing for the chronically ill, disabled, and neurodiverse—because laughter is a survival skill. FURRYDEATH is about owning your pain, flipping the script, and finding community in the chaos. Unapologetic. Authentic. Designed by people who get it.



































