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Caffeine Pirate Hoodie
Caffeine Pirate Hoodie
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Sailed Straight from the ADHD Seas!
Whether you're functioning or faking it on caffeine alone, this hoodie understands. This chaotic pirate straight from a 5-year-old’s sketchpad is your official mascot for navigating life half-asleep and highly caffeinated.
Comfy enough for coffee naps, chaotic enough to confuse strangers, and 100% perfect for neurodivergent energy gremlins just trying to hold it together.
The Details
The Details
65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester for softness with structure
100% cotton face: Smooth for printing, soft for wearing
Heavyweight fabric: 8.5 oz/yd² (288.2 g/m²) for cosy, durable warmth
Front pouch pocket: Perfect for snacks, hands, or hiding from responsibilities
Self-fabric patch on back: Subtle detail for a clean finish
Matching flat drawstrings: Minimalist style that stays out of your way
3-panel hood: Structured for a better fit and more comfort
Tear-away tag: No itching, no irritation—just pure comfort
Disclaimer: This hoodie does run small. Check the size chart, and if you're between sizes (or just don’t have the energy for returns), go one size up.
Care instructions
Care instructions
Wash Cold, Inside-Out: Like your heart before caffeine. Keeps prints sharp and drama low.
Tumble Dry Low or Air Dry: Hot dryers are chaos gremlins. Go gentle, or hang it like it’s emotionally recovering.
Iron Cool, Never on Print: If you must iron (why though?), do it inside-out. Printed bits are off-limits.
General Product Safety Regulation
General Product Safety Regulation
Age restrictions: For adults, EU Warranty: 2 years, Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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