About us

Welcome to Furry Death—the fashion crypt for the chronically ill, neurodivergent, and aggressively over it. Founded in 2025 by Paul Mooney, whose life partner is a woman held together by caffeine, spite, and an ever-growing collection of diagnoses only rivalled by her vast collection of all things fluffy.


Person in a wheelchair wearing headphones and a colourful t-shirt with text REST SLEEP NAP REPEAT, sitting outdoors.

Our designs are soft enough for a three-day flare-up, edgy enough to get side-eyed at the pharmacy, and honest enough to terrify a life coach. We’re not here to make chronic illness cute—we’re here to make it loud.

Man wearing a t-shirt with a duck graphic and text FANCY A DUCK?, standing against a rustic wall.

Sick of toxic positivity and “wellness” brands pretending kale can cure your trauma? Us too. That’s why we make gear that says what you're too exhausted to repeat for the 87th time: “I’m not lazy, I’m medically cursed,” and “No, I can't just try yoga.” Our humour is dark because the reality is darker, and laughing about it is cheaper than therapy.

Person wearing a black t-shirt with 'NOT A HUGGER' text in front of a colorful abstract background

This isn’t just a shop. It’s a middle finger wrapped in soft cotton—a community for the chronically uncomfortable, painfully self-aware, and too tired to fake it anymore.

If you’ve ever scheduled your day around a nap and an existential crisis, congratulations—you’re one of us now.

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Free Delivery

Good news for your wallet (and your wardrobe):

We offer Free worldwide shipping when you grab 2 or more items—because chronic conditions are expensive enough. No code needed. Offer automatically applied at checkout.