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Always Hangry Hoodie

Always Hangry Hoodie

Regular price £44.95 GBP
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Running on caffeine, pain, and three crumbs of patience.

This hoodie is for the chronically underfed, over-it, and one blood sugar crash away from screaming at a pigeon.

Feed first, speak later. It’s safer for everyone.

The Details

65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester for softness with structure

100% cotton face: Smooth for printing, soft for wearing

Heavyweight fabric: 8.5 oz/yd² (288.2 g/m²) for cosy, durable warmth

Front pouch pocket: Perfect for snacks, hands, or hiding from responsibilities

Self-fabric patch on back: Subtle detail for a clean finish

Matching flat drawstrings: Minimalist style that stays out of your way

3-panel hood: Structured for a better fit and more comfort

Tear-away tag: No itching, no irritation—just pure comfort

Disclaimer: This hoodie does run small. Check the size chart, and if you're between sizes (or just don’t have the energy for returns), go one size up.

Care instructions

Wash Cold, Inside-Out: Like your heart before caffeine. Keeps prints sharp and drama low.

Tumble Dry Low or Air Dry: Hot dryers are chaos gremlins. Go gentle, or hang it like it’s emotionally recovering.

Iron Cool, Never on Print: If you must iron (why though?), do it inside-out. Printed bits are off-limits.

General Product Safety Regulation

Age restrictions: For adults, EU Warranty: 2 years, Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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We make dark humor clothing for the chronically ill, disabled, and neurodiverse—because laughter is a survival skill. FURRYDEATH is about owning your pain, flipping the script, and finding community in the chaos. Unapologetic. Authentic. Designed by people who get it.