Collection: Soft Tees
Super soft, high-quality Tees for when you want your clothes to do the talking (because your brain won't). Helping you avoid small talk as you're gritting teeth through a flare-up.
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Rest, Sleep, Nap, Repeat Soft TeeRegular price £22.49 GBPRegular price£24.99 GBPSale price £22.49 GBPSale
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It’s Too People Here Soft TeeRegular price £21.99 GBPRegular price- 
                  
Screaming on the Inside Soft teeRegular price £21.99 GBPRegular price- 
                  
I Got 99 Problems (but this t-shirt ain’t one) - Lil Monster Edition Soft TeeRegular price £24.99 GBPRegular price- 
                  
It's Not All In My Head Soft TeeRegular price £24.99 GBPRegular price- 
                  
Spoon Guard Soft TeeRegular price £24.99 GBPRegular price- 
                  
Fancy a Duck? Soft TeeRegular price £24.99 GBPRegular price- 
                  
Feed Me Monster Soft TeeRegular price £24.99 GBPRegular price- 
                  
Hangry Monster Soft TeeRegular price £24.99 GBPRegular price- 
                  
I Wish I Was Just Lazy Monster Soft TeeRegular price £24.99 GBPRegular price- 
                  
Staying Afloat Soft TeeRegular price £24.99 GBPRegular price- 
                  
Sick and Tired Soft TeeRegular price £21.99 GBPRegular price- 
                  
Sick and Tired Soft Tee - Lil Monster EditionRegular price £24.99 GBPRegular price- 
                  
Can't Brain Today soft teeRegular price £22.99 GBPRegular price- 
                  
Certified BumbleDuck soft teeRegular price £24.99 GBPRegular price- 
                  
Looks Alright, Feels Awful Soft TeeRegular price £21.99 GBPRegular price- 
                  
Not Sociable Soft TeeRegular price £21.99 GBPRegular price- 
                  
Not A Hugger Soft TeeRegular price £21.99 GBPRegular price- 
                  
Empty Inside Soft TeeRegular price £21.99 GBPRegular price- 
                  
Dead Inside But Still Horny Soft TeeRegular price £21.99 GBPRegular price- 
                  
Caffeine Pirate Soft TeeRegular price £22.99 GBPRegular price- 
                  
Always Hangry Soft TeeRegular price £21.99 GBPRegular price- 
                  
I Got 99 Problems (but this shirt ain’t one) Soft TeeRegular price £21.99 GBPRegular price
 
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Free Delivery
Good news for your wallet (and your wardrobe):
We offer Free worldwide shipping when you buy 3 or more items—because chronic conditions are expensive enough, no code needed. Offer automatically applied at checkout.
The Method to Our Chronic Madness
We make dark humor clothing for the chronically ill, disabled, and neurodiverse—because laughter is a survival skill. FURRYDEATH is about owning your pain, flipping the script, and finding community in the chaos. Unapologetic. Authentic. Designed by people who get it.
 
               
              

 
              

 
              

 
              

 
              

 
              

 
              

 
              

 
              

 
              

 
              

 
              

 
              

 
              

 
              

 
              

 
              

 
              

 
              

 
              

 
              

 
              

 
              
