Collection: Soft Tees
Super soft, high-quality Tees for when you want your clothes to do the talking (because your brain won't). Helping you avoid small talk as you're gritting teeth through a flare-up.
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Rest, Sleep, Nap, Repeat Soft Tee
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It’s Too People Here Soft Tee
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Screaming on the Inside Soft tee
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I Got 99 Problems (but this t-shirt ain’t one) - Lil Monster Edition Soft Tee
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It's Not All In My Head Soft Tee
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Spoon Guard Soft Tee
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Fancy a Duck? Soft Tee
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Feed Me Monster Soft Tee
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Hangry Monster Soft Tee
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I Wish I Was Just Lazy Monster Soft Tee
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Staying Afloat Soft Tee
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Sick and Tired Soft Tee
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Sick and Tired Soft Tee - Lil Monster Edition
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Can't Brain Today soft tee
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Certified BumbleDuck soft tee
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Looks Alright, Feels Awful Soft Tee
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Not Sociable Soft Tee
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Not A Hugger Soft Tee
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Empty Inside Soft Tee
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Dead Inside But Still Horny Soft Tee
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Caffeine Pirate Soft Tee
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Always Hangry Soft Tee
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I Got 99 Problems (but this shirt ain’t one) Soft Tee
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The Method to Our Chronic Madness
We make dark humor clothing for the chronically ill, disabled, and neurodiverse—because laughter is a survival skill. FURRYDEATH is about owning your pain, flipping the script, and finding community in the chaos. Unapologetic. Authentic. Designed by people who get it.