Collection: Soft Tees

Super soft, high-quality Tees for when you want your clothes to do the talking (because your brain won't). Helping you avoid small talk as you're gritting teeth through a flare-up.

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Free Delivery

Good news for your wallet (and your wardrobe):

We offer Free worldwide shipping when you grab 2 or more items—because chronic conditions are expensive enough. No code needed. Offer automatically applied at checkout.

The Method to Our Chronic Madness

We make dark humor clothing for the chronically ill, disabled, and neurodiverse—because laughter is a survival skill. FURRYDEATH is about owning your pain, flipping the script, and finding community in the chaos. Unapologetic. Authentic. Designed by people who get it.