Size Guide: Hoodies
Our hoodies run small. We recommend that if you're between sizes (or just don’t have the energy for returns), go one size up.
Size | Chest Width | Length |
S | 27 in / 68.6 cm | |
M | 21 in / 53.3 cm | 28 in / 71.1 cm |
L | 23 in / 58.4 cm | 29 in / 73.7 cm |
XL | 25 in / 63.5 cm | 30 in / 76.2 cm |
2XL | 26.5 in / 67.3 cm | 31 in / 78.7 cm |
3XL | 28 in / 71.1 cm | 32 in / 81.3 cm |
Warning: Product measurements may vary by up to 2 inches (5 centimetres).

A Length
Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.
B Chest
Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the measuring tape horizontal.
The Method to Our Chronic Madness
We make dark humor clothing for the chronically ill, disabled, and neurodiverse—because laughter is a survival skill. FURRYDEATH is about owning your pain, flipping the script, and finding community in the chaos. Unapologetic. Authentic. Designed by people who getit.