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One shirt. One discount. Limited time.

Tee of the Month


10% off for this month only — no code, no catch, no questions asked.

Just a little monthly joy in T-shirt form. Because sometimes life is chaos, your body’s in protest, and your wardrobe deserves a win. Snag it now before it disappears like your last shred of energy.

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Free Delivery

Good news for your wallet (and your wardrobe):

We offer Free worldwide shipping when you grab 2 or more items—because chronic conditions are expensive enough. No code needed. Offer automatically applied at checkout.

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Frequenty Asked Questions

How are your products made?

We work with a print-on-demand partner that has fulfilment centres around the world. That means your order gets printed and shipped from wherever can get it to you the quickest. Simple as that.

What’s the deal with your sizes?

We’ve got you covered with detailed size guides, because “guess and hope” isn’t a vibe.

👉 For Tees, check out our Tee Size Guide.

👉 For Hoodies, peep the Hoodie Size Guide.

Measure your favorite comfy thing flat, compare it to the chart, and boom — less room for disappointment.

What if I buy the wrong size?

Hey, it happens — maybe your tape measure lied, or maybe your brain was on autopilot (relatable). Either way, we’ve got a 90-day return window, so you’ve got plenty of time to fix it.

As long as the item is unworn, unwashed, and still in its original state, we’ll happily help you swap it or sort a return.

Basically: no shame, no panic, just email us and we’ll make it right.

Check out our full refund and return policy for more information.

How long will it take to get my order?

Each piece is made to order, so it takes a little time to get it just right.

It usually takes 2–5 business days to create your item. Once it’s made, it’s on its way to you!

Estimated Shipping Times:

  • UK: 2–5 business days
  • USA: 3–4 business days
  • Europe: 5–10 business days
  • Australia & New Zealand: 5–15 business days
  • Japan: 5–10 business days
  • International: 10–20 business days

📦 Note: These are estimates. Actual delivery times may vary depending on your location and local postal services.

Find out more about out shipping policy for more information.

Can I track my order?

Yes, absolutely!

As soon as your order ships, we’ll send you a tracking link straight to your inbox so you can stalk your package like the rest of us do.

Got questions? Hit us up anytime at info@furrydeath.com or use the contact form on our site.

You can also check our Shipping Policy if you want the full low

The Method to Our Chronic Madness

We make dark humor clothing for the chronically ill, disabled, and neurodiverse—because laughter is a survival skill. FURRYDEATH is about owning your pain, flipping the script, and finding community in the chaos. Unapologetic. Authentic. Designed by people who get it.

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