Collection: Top Picks
Discover FURRYDEATH’s best-selling dark humour t-shirts and hoodies. Neurodivergent-friendly, sensory-soft, ethically made gear that helps you cope in style.
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I Got 99 Problems (but this hoodie ain’t one) - Lil Monster EditionRegular price £39.99 GBPRegular price- 
                  
Rest, Sleep, Nap, Repeat Soft TeeRegular price £22.49 GBPRegular price£24.99 GBPSale price £22.49 GBPSale
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It’s Too People Here Soft TeeRegular price £21.99 GBPRegular price- 
                  
Spoon Guard Soft TeeRegular price £24.99 GBPRegular price- 
                  
It's Not All In My Head Soft TeeRegular price £24.99 GBPRegular price- 
                  
I Got 99 Problems (but this t-shirt ain’t one) - Lil Monster Edition Soft TeeRegular price £24.99 GBPRegular price- 
                  
Certified BumbleDuck soft teeRegular price £24.99 GBPRegular price- 
                  
It's Too Peopley Here HoodieRegular price £36.99 GBPRegular price- 
                  
Not A Hugger HoodieRegular price £36.99 GBPRegular price- 
                  
Caffeine Pirate HoodieRegular price £37.99 GBPRegular price- 
                  
Caffeine Pirate Soft TeeRegular price £22.99 GBPRegular price
 
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The Method to Our Chronic Madness
We make dark humor clothing for the chronically ill, disabled, and neurodiverse—because laughter is a survival skill. FURRYDEATH is about owning your pain, flipping the script, and finding community in the chaos. Unapologetic. Authentic. Designed by people who get it.
 
               
              

 
              

 
              

 
              

 
              

 
              

 
              

 
              

 
              

 
              

 
              
